MLP Fanfic Preview XD

Hello, everyone! XD

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As a simple little experiment, I am giving you guys a preview of my newest MLP fanfic, “Life At Solaris Academy”. :3

If it gets any likes and/or comments, I’ll start typing chapters on WP for you. 😀 If not, I’m done with this site (why waste time and energy for nothing?). 😦

Yes, I am aware I posted part of the outline for this fic on WP and no one cared. 😐

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Preview:

Please note that I have a different writing style; I have ZERO desire to write like everyone else. 😐
Don’t pass up my hard work because you think I should be the same (I’m speaking from past experiences). 🙂

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Crying Over a Dropped “Cig.”/Rain Shield

{September 20, 2014/2:05pm, Solaris Acdemy, Equestria}

Shit!,” Rainbow Dash exclaimed as she starts running outside, along with many other students from her previous class, heading to her Alchemy class, “Fuck me. My mom’s gonna skin me if I get another tardy.”

>>The prismatic teen, dressed in a simple white, long-sleeved oxford, black, thigh-length, dress shorts, a black, leather biker jacket, sheer, black thigh highs with straps securing them to her underwear, and black, leather ankle boots, rushes to class at her usual, breakneck speed.

>>With every move she makes, her loosely tied, burnt-orange and gold-striped school tie bounces against her chest and her knit, cyan, winged backpack, which she carries everywhere, bounces against her back. Her waist-length, rainbow hair flows behind her and a few rogue, red, orange, and yellow strands hit her golden face full of determination.

>>As usual, Rainbow has a 4-inch, white, Kül brand cigarette tucked behind her left ear, which helps showcase her ear piercings. The small, blackish-purple band and picture of a blackberry on the mouth end indicate the cigarette’s blackberry flavoring.

“‘Sup, Rainbow Crash!,” a raspy, male voice yells at Rainbow, who is promptly tripped by the owner of the voice.

>>She recognizes the male who tripped her as Goal Saver, a jerk who bullies her for simply being better than him at soccer.

“What the hell?!,” Rainbow replies, picking herself off of a path to another part of Solaris Academy’s main school building, “Ugh! Fuck you, Goal! Your bullshit doesn’t -”

>>Rainbow stops talking immediately after spotting her cigarette lying on the ground a few inches in front of her. Her face looks eerily calm as she tells Goal,

“That was my last blackberry cig.”

>>Rainbow approaches Goal and grabs him by his white shirt collar. Towering over him a bit at 5’10”, Rainbow yells,

“YOU DICK! YOU BETTER BUY ME A NEW PACK OF BB CIGS BY TOMORROW, OR, I SWEAR ON SOLARIS, I’LL KICK YOUR SORRY ASS UP AND DOWN THIS CAMPUS! GOT IT, ASSHAT?!”

“T-totally,” Goal replies with wide eyes as Rainbow releases him and turns to walk away, “But can I just say you have a great ass?”

>>With that, Goal then pops the royal-blue strap of Rainbow’s thong, making her say “Ow!”.

>>Unfortunately for Goal, Soarin’ Skies, Rainbow’s best friend and beloved boyfriend, just saw their entire altercation.

“Did you just -?,” Soarin’ begins angrily to Goal, “(*To Rainbow*) Did he just pluck your underwear?!”

“Yeah!,” Rainbow replies, as ready to strangle Goal as Soarin’ is, “And made me drop my last bb cig!”

>>At that moment, Soarin’ looks at Goal with an expression that makes him start running. Rainbow laughs as she lovingly watches her boyfriend defend her honor. Sure, she can handle herself, but spectating is way more entertaining. That and she thinks Soarin defending her is sweet.

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So what did you guys think? :3

Be sure to comment on this post! 😀

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See you all later! 🙂 Bye! XD

~M.L.B.~
9-5-16/7:00-37pm; 7:39-53pm

Why Other Bronies Kinda Piss Me Off

Hello, everyone! X3

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I’ve found some motivation to blog today: Dumb Bronies.

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Not all Bronies are bad, but I’ve met many who are full of it. 😡

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Here are a list of things Bronies do that irk me:

1. Defend Fluttershy >> No matter what, Fluttershy will be praised by many Bronies. She hasn’t done much to be praised, but they just give her praise and free passes. 😐

Example 1: “Filli Vanilli” vs. “Sonic Rainboom”

In “Filli Vanilli”, Pinkie rambles on and on about things that Fluttershy may experience while performing. She made Fluttershy cry, so Bronies immediately hated her.

However, in “Sonic Rainboom”, Fluttershy did the same thing to Dash. The only differences are that Dash didn’t cry (though it had a negative affect on her) and Fluttershy wasn’t as loud and in-your-face as Pinkie was.

My point: Fluttershy got a free pass, but Pinkie got hate. DX

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Example 2: “The Best Night Ever” (“TBNE”)

The episodes I’m referencing aren’t in order, but this episode’s important in my examples.

In “TBNE”, Pinkie was trying to liven up the party, but Canterlot’s too stuffy for that. Rainbow Dash is trying to impress the Wonderbolts, Rarity’s “date” is being a douche, and Applejack is trying to sell her food to uppity Canterlot ponies. Meanwhile, Fluttershy is slowly becoming a psycho trying to get animals to like her.

Soon, they all end up messing up the gala on accident.

My point: Pinkie gets hate for “not having class”, but Fluttershy scaring the crap out of the animals is okay? Being the cause of a stampede is okay? I STILL haven’t heard people talk about the stampede she caused. >/)<

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Example 3: “28 Pranks Later” (“28PL”)

28PL will be my last example; this post’ll be waaay too long if I keep adding to reason 1. ;P

In “28PL”, Dash scares Fluttershy with a silly little prank. Soon, the rest of the Mane 6, who laughed and could care less when Dash pranked Gilda, mind you, suddenly ganged up on Dash for ONE prank against A PONY SHE PROTECTED FOR YEARS (like WTF?!). It’s because Fluttershy went crying to her friends.

My point: Dash is called a “jerk” for scaring Fluttershy, but when Fluttershy scared her friends on Nightmare Night, no one batted an eyelash. >:|

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Sorry, but Fluttershy is scared of EVERYTHING, so, even if it was lazy to prank an overly-sensitive person, it wasn’t “jerk” behavior.

Face it, Fluttershy is just a pansy. She can dish it, but can’t take it. 😦

She’s the pony version of Taylor Swift. ALWAYS the victim. >XO >/)<

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2. Bash Rainbow Dash >> Dash can be brash, harsh, and the writers keep messing her personality and mentality up so the episode has a conflict. How many times will they make her relearn a lesson she already learned? 😡

Anyway, Dash has done wrong, but when her friends do wrong/do similar things, they get a pass like Fluttershy does.

Example 1: Dash vs. Her Friends :/

Dash gets hated for bragging. Okay, but Twilight sounds like a pompous Canterlot snob when she speaks about her “knowledge” of certain things. She thinks she knows everything. She is not telling folks what she knows, she’s bragging half the time.

Dash is hated and they say she’s “full of herself”. Have you met the vain Drama Queen, Rarity?! Have you met Twilight?! Twilight thinks she knows everything because of what she reads in books. Rarity acts like she is better because she is loved in Snobsville Canterlot and “Sophisticated” Manehattan.

Just… UGH.

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3. Praise Twilight Sparkle >> Bronies praise Twilight, but why? She isn’t worth it. >:|

Example 1: “Friendship Is Magic (Parts 1 & 2)” and “Amending Fences”

These 2 episodes prove Twilight isn’t worthy of friends, her title of “Princess of Friendship”, or praise. She treated friendly people like crap. She STILL didn’t care about the mares from Canterlot until Spike guilt-tripped her.

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Example 2: “Magical Mystery Cure”

She didn’t fix Star Swirl’s spell on her own, her friends helped her. She only wrote a spell. They taught her what they already understood: TRUE FRIENDSHIP.

Bronies and the MLP staff keep treating her as if she did it alone.

No. Just… no. >n<

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Example 3: Doesn’t Get True Friendship

The fact that Twilight still thinks friendship can be scientifically explained, or be studied, should give you guys a clue.

How tf is she gonna teach when she still doesn’t get it?

Her friends are the ones that taught her. THEY should be the Princesses of Friendship.

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This concludes why other Bronies piss me off. 🙂

There are more reasons, but I’m tired. :/

See ya around. 😀 Bye! XD

~M.L.B.~
9-2-16/5:31-7:49pm

M.I.A. For A Few Reasons… :(

Hello, everyone. 🙂

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I have come back to this blog to tell you why I’ve been M.I.A. 😐

1. Computer Issues >> My computer is old and slowly dying, so WordPress doesn’t load properly all the time. DX

2. Lack of Motivation >> Few people care about my posts. 😦 Why waste time? I have stories to write.

3. Stories >> Above, I mentioned that I have stories to write. :3 These stories are updated chapter by chapter and are, to be honest, tiring to write (takes me 3 hrs at most to type a chapter). Tiring but fun. XD

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Honestly, the lack of motivation is the biggest reason. 😦

Being treated like you’re not worth listening to is just… UGH. DX

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I may give WP another shot, but idk. 😐

See you folks at some point. 🙂 Bye! XD

~M.L.B.~
9-2-16/3:06-23pm; 3:26-41pm

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